MALLMAGEDDON - Hillsboro Texas Carnival & Mall Farewell Weekend

THE MALL MUST FALL, SO WE’RE THROWING ONE LAST LEGENDARY BLOWOUT. Whether you worked at the mall back in the day or just want to celebrate the destruction of our dead outlet mall, this is your event.

Here’s what’s going down and where you’ll find it:

🎡 CARNIVAL BY TRIPLE T AMUSEMENTS (North mall parking lot)

• Thursday & Sunday: 5 PM – 10 PM (or later)

• Friday & Saturday: 3 PM – 10 PM (or later)

• Rides, games, and all the deep-fried nostalgia you can handle.

🪩 RUMPSHAKER: POP-UP ‘90s DANCE CLUB (Suite 177, formerly Starter)

• Friday & Saturday, 7 PM – Midnight

• A full-blown ‘90s club experience—think Britney, Biggie, and glow sticks.

• $10 entry fee

💥 RAGE ROOM (Suite 173, formerly Jockey)

Full Rage Room: 3 PM – 5 PM, Saturday Only

• LIMITED AVAILABILITY

• $30/party of 1 – 6 (tickets coming soon)

Bottle Toss: 3 PM – 8 PM Friday and 5 PM – 8 PM Saturday

• Frustrated by the mall’s decline? Take it out on bottles, busted electronics, and random junk – no cleanup, no consequences.

📺 REWIND LOUNGE (Suite 175, Formerly Subway)

• Friday & Saturday, 3 PM – Close

• A ‘90s hangout with classic MTV, blacklight posters, + a graffiti wall you’re actually allowed to tag. • FREE ENTRY

🎤 POP-UP 90’s COUNTRY KARAOKE BAR (Suite 174, formerly Claire’s)

• Friday & Saturday, 7 PM – Midnight

• Cold beer, neon glow, and a mic waiting for your best (or worst) country anthem.

• FREE ENTRY

🎮 RETRO VIDEO GAME TRAILER

• Friday & Saturday, 3 PM – 10 PM

• The best arcade and console classics—no quarters required.

🍖 TONY’S BACKYARD BBQ

• Friday & Saturday, 3 PM – 9 PM

• Real-deal Texas BBQ – smoky, messy, and perfectly sauced.

🍹 BUBBLE BUS CO. MOBILE BAR (Look for the VW van)

• Friday & Saturday, 7 PM – 11 PM

• Your favorite ‘90s drinks, all grown up. Think Purple Passion, Strawberry Hill, and Zina —reinvented and served with a side of nostalgia.

🏛 THE MALLSEUM (Former Vending Machine Room, Main Mall Office)

• Friday & Saturday, 5PM – 10 PM

• A shrine to the mall’s glory days—photos, relics, and artifacts from when this place was packed. • FREE ENTRY

This is more than just a demolition party – it’s a celebration of renewal. The walls will crumble, the dust will rise, and we’ll send this dead mall straight to oblivion.